Pope says: Downforce Depression Emanates from Maranello!

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Pope says: Downforce Depression Emanates from Maranello!

October 1, 2014: Vatican Newspaper L’Osservatore Romano -

Clinical tests by scientists of the Italian Government and the YGSI- (Young Girl’s School of Italy owned by former PM Silvio Berlusconi) all agree:The Italian people are experiencing a LODD (Lack of Downforce Depression!) “These are dark days for Italy” said Pope Francis speaking to the people from his cute little balcony. “No Downforce! No Engine! And no beloved Luca, the Prince of Profits. If the Spaniard Alonzo leaves, we will have only an aging troll and fat Canadian to save us! We must pray for Downforce and that St. Bernie will not cancel our 2015 Vatican GP! Oh Lord! What have we done to deserve this?

When news of this reached England, Ron Dennis smiled and three people died of heart failure. It is suspected that the two incidents are related.

Oofy Prosser, European Correspondent, East Finchly UK